NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[kbaxter60]

Call 1: 0530-0630 offshore wind proposal in the Netherlands.

Call 2: 0630-0800 Risk assurance in Oman for emergency communications

Call 3: 0800-0900 telecoms support in our refineries around the globe.

How is your day going?

Call 4: 0900 - 1000 Get those f***ing gas prices back in line.

 

[TxStetson]

Mornin Folks. How's everyone doing this fine, fine, Hump Day morning?

 

[Jarine88]

High gas prices = job security

Then again, with the plandemic and the government induced supply chain shortages, the current prices have nothing to do with the oil and gas companies. Do you remember last year when oil was trading for -$35/barrel?

 

[Fishkiller]

Good Morning Texicans

 

[candcallen]

You noticed?

My damn neck does. It's always shooting pain into my left arm after a trip thru the area.

 

[Whistler]

Mornin' y’all

 

[contender buff]

Good morning y’all !

 

[contender buff]

 

[Axxe55]

Morning Y'all....and it's fine Whiskey Wednesday again, or hump day for some!

A cool 56 degrees, still, scattered clouds and sunshine here in East Texas this fine morning. Time to make some coffee!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Morning all...

 

[contender buff]

 

[Axxe55]

Coffee......Let's go Brandon!

 

[SQLGeek]

Morning earthlings. Pull the pin on the whisky grenade and let's get today over with already.

 

[Axxe55]

I just climbed up on My Little Pony step-ladder, and on the very top rung, I can get a glimpse of Friday.

Friday is almost here!

 

[Axxe55]

Let's Go Brandon!

 

[FireInTheWire]

What's the dill pickle?

 

[Katydid1984]

What's the dill pickle?

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Conundrum. One of the groups of coworkers on my teams has a perception they are inundated with maintaining old things to the point that it impedes their ability to make new things. They have three deadlines for maintenance work based on priority.

Deadline 1 is for Critical maintenance and they have 30 business days to complete the work. Deadline 2 is for high priority items and is 45 business days. Deadline 3 is everything else and it’s 90 business days.

By count, there have been 110 critical work requests year to date, 150 high priority work requests, and 79 low priority requests. Looking at the average time to complete across the board it’s about 11 days.

By category, critical items take 9 business days, high priority is taking 13 business days, and low priority is taking 10 days. This is from the time the request is received until it is completed.

Why this matters is that we plan for maintenance work to account for 10% (4hrs) of the work week. What we are seeing is that 25% or more time is being devoted to maintenance, which means new things take longer to deliver.

Thinking about what conversation to have with this group.

 

[contender buff]

I just climbed up on My Little Pony step-ladder, and on the very top rung, I can get a glimpse of Friday.

Friday is almost here!