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  • easy rider

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    Apparently they don’t like to sweat. Our part of the world ain’t exactly humidity central, either. When my favorite drunk uncle, Sam, sent me to Colorado, I didn’t bitch about it being cold or being so dry (9% relative humidity) your skin cracks despite pissing so much you think you’ve got prostrate cancer.

    Maybe it’s me, but I feel like why complain about the weather. Don’t like, go somewhere else. I’ve done north, central, east, west, and south Texas, northwest Florida, Oklahoma, central Europe, east,
    west, and north Africa, a half dozen countries in the Middle East, and then there’s Afghanistan (three time).

    Guess what, weather is a localized phenomenon and count your blessings you can freely pick your shit up and move. But you chose to come here so shut your whore mouth.

    At least that’s how I feel.
    Hey! First amendment gives me the right to bitch about the weather, so there!
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    candcallen

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    They never stop
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    Sam7sf

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    Got myself a good tan today. Hopefully not a sunburn. Speaking of sunburn...back in my 20’s I would hang out with independent wrestlers, not sure who’s well known or not some I remember looking at the tv on wwe going wow I partied with him lol, but we would float a river in Oregon and later after so many beers I had a wicked sunburn on my chest and we thought it hilarious to do chest slaps. So...just remember: it could always feel worse! Yeah...lol
     

    Sam7sf

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    Additional info to this self incriminating story: so I’m from Oregon and it’s well known we are retards. For whatever reason I’m like hey let’s wear boxers under my swim trunks...glad I did! I missed my point and when I tried to exit the river my trunks got lost in the river. So there I am in my corona beer boxers in some random guys pasture. I’m all hey sorry about this but I missed my meet up point to get picked up you mind if a pass threw your property? He was cool
     

    easy rider

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    Additional info to this self incriminating story: so I’m from Oregon and it’s well known we are retards. For whatever reason I’m like hey let’s wear boxers under my swim trunks...glad I did! I missed my point and when I tried to exit the river my trunks got lost in the river. So there I am in my corona beer boxers in some random guys pasture. I’m all hey sorry about this but I missed my meet up point to get picked up you mind if a pass threw your property? He was cool
    And there's another reason I didn't stay long in Oregon.
     

    Coiled

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    Additional info to this self incriminating story: so I’m from Oregon and it’s well known we are retards. For whatever reason I’m like hey let’s wear boxers under my swim trunks...glad I did! I missed my point and when I tried to exit the river my trunks got lost in the river. So there I am in my corona beer boxers in some random guys pasture. I’m all hey sorry about this but I missed my meet up point to get picked up you mind if a pass threw your property? He was cool
    How many people wore boxers under your trunks?
    Why did you lose the trunks but not the briefs?
    He wore Corona briefs too?
     
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