I can already see all our new signatures:
-The day you need to bury your cheeseburgers is the day you need to dig them up.
-Healthy is fine, but delicious is final-Bill Jordan
-A hamburger affects eternity; it can never tell where it's influence stops
-We're called BUFFALO wingers for a reason
-the right of the People to keep and bear fries shall not be infringed
-Nachos – Not just a food but an attitude!
-I wish I had a magic donut for your problem but all I have are kolaches!
-I love the smell of bacon in the morning!
-VEGETARIAN...old Caveman word for Democrat
-Questions? Ideas? Tomatos in your Front Yard?
-...an garnished hotdog will beat an ungarnished hotdog with monotonous regularity...
-Good cooking comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from a deep fryer
-Are you an apple or an apple pie?
McD, damn you #8 with extra pickles!, and left over Chinese. Bowl of cashews and a nice cold Shiner Bock for dessert.