Obama's health care plan...top ten

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by ZX9RCAM, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. ZX9RCAM

    ZX9RCAM Over the Rainbow bridge... TGT Supporter

    25,997
    385
    83
    May 14, 2008
    The Woodlands, Tx.
    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE
    PLAN:




    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

    (3) The only expense covered 100% is… "Embalming."

    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.




    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:




    (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
    tape.
     


  2. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

    6,612
    0
    36
    Jan 28, 2009
    Houston, Cy-Fair
    Hahahaha
     
  3. oldguy

    oldguy Well-Known

    1,787
    0
    36
    Mar 6, 2008
    Colonoscopy for those over 65-rubber hose(used) and Kodak throw away camera.
     
  4. DirtyD

    DirtyD Well-Known

    1,627
    0
    36
    Sep 20, 2008
    Spring
    Conducted by a guy named "Bruce" from the Montrose....
     

Share This Page