Obama's health care plan...top ten

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  1. ZX9RCAM

    ZX9RCAM Over the Rainbow bridge... TGT Supporter

    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE
    PLAN:




    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

    (3) The only expense covered 100% is… "Embalming."

    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.




    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:




    (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
    tape.
     


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  3. oldguy

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    Conducted by a guy named "Bruce" from the Montrose....
     

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