Old Blind Cowboy

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  1. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4.. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
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  2. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    That is freaking hilarious!!!!!!
     
  3. Skip

    Skip TGT Addict

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    lol... oh yeah, straight to my blonde wife with that. hehehe
     
  4. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    I'm glad I could help you out, hope that couch is comfortable! LOL!!!! :rofl:
     

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