Old Dead Cow

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  1. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
    Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the
    car comes to a stop.

    Nancy , in her us ual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get
    out and check - you were driving'.

    The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead and was old.

    You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy ... Two hours
    later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a
    big grin on his face. My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy .

    The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best
    bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the
    daughter made love to me.'

    'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy . 'I just knocked on the door
    and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's
    chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'























     


  2. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    Man that's a good one!!!
     
  3. TrailDust

    TrailDust TGT Addict

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    That is a must share...thanks! :rofl:
     
  4. rsayloriii

    rsayloriii TGT Addict

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    :rofl:
     
  5. Dcav

    Dcav TGT Addict

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    :lolz:Now that is damn funny
     

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