Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the
car comes to a stop.
Nancy , in her us ual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get
out and check - you were driving'.
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead and was old.
You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy ... Two hours
later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a
big grin on his face. My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy .
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the
daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy . 'I just knocked on the door
and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's
chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the
car comes to a stop.
Nancy , in her us ual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get
out and check - you were driving'.
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead and was old.
You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy ... Two hours
later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a
big grin on his face. My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy .
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the
daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy . 'I just knocked on the door
and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's
chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'
