Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy , in her us ual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving'. The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead and was old. You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy ... Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy . The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.' 'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy . 'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'