Out Of context Quote Thread

[Coiled]

Just checked my numbers

Might get lucky.

It's not called getting lucky when you have a pocket full of 20s.

 

[Southpaw]

got it in... need to reorganize quite a bit

Reorganize?

How long do you plan to be up in there?

 

[Darkpriest667]

Reorganize?

How long do you plan to be up in there?

IM OCD those boxes stacked in an uneven manner will drive me fucking nuts.

 

[Tnhawk]

I don't think his illness made him gay

His gay may make him ill.

 

[msharley]

I rotate my pricks to keep from fingering the same one repeatedly

 

[Texasgordo]

FAIL

 

[Vaquero]

Very bad experience many years ago. Never again.

You never told us you were celibate.

 

[Coiled]

We did Seattle to Spokane years back. The scenery was spectacular, but the sun was setting, so we finished in the dark.

Just an ole stud, aren't ya?

 

[kbaxter60]

I was thinking of tiny little race cars.

I use baseball stats. But you do you!

 

[Grumps21]

It's not called getting lucky when you have a pocket full of 20s.

20 bucks is 20 bucks, I don’t judge

 

[RedneckHillbilly]

Went to my buddies office and grabbed a handful of his salty goobers off his desk. At least they were shelled and clean. He regularly has many people taking turns as well, even the boss makes regular trips, he usually gets them first and then others gets seconds.

 

[Texasgordo]

Fix mine while you're in there?

You should see a proctologist and not a internet stranger.

 

[Texasgordo]

I had yours.

TMI!!!!!

 

[Texasgordo]

Axxe is relearning how to use his along with using his hands.

Glad to hear the physical therapy helps with everything affected

 

[kbaxter60]

I'll take a picture of the next one, I'll be doing it this week.

Braggart!

 

[Texasgordo]

I'll take the toys.

Well....now we know who the weirdo is

 

[RedneckHillbilly]

So I was thinking about a text I replied to my ex gf, she has bugging me for 4 months after the breakup. I had been offering advice on things and one was church…. We’ll i think she took my last text wrong, because it told her she needed to get into church because she had an emptiness only God could fill. While I was technically scripturally right, I think she may have took it out of context… was I wrong? She’s a good person…. So I’m like… damn…

 

[Grumps21]

…Our butts take a pounding. But gay guys could hop right in our trucks…..

To each his own I suppose..

 

[Sam7sf]

To each his own I suppose..

Sorry I must have had a full cup of brcc.

 

[Texasgordo]

I saw that crossdressing asshole "Leslie" a few times when I lived in Austin...

That's not too weird especially these days