Out Of context Quote Thread

[Texasgordo]

I like Johnson so far.

Are you from San Francisco?

 

[thescoutranch]

Wish I had one that big.

 

[striker55]

 

[Southpaw]

Have you made any measurements in diameter before and after

It's usually a measurement of length for most, but if you are blessed in both dimensions, then heck with what I say, shout it from the rooftops!!

 

[Texasgordo]

Now I can whup out my big 10 inch...............................

Bragging is rude

 

[BRD@66]

Bragging is rude

But it's a record!

 

[easy rider]

But it's a record!

Of a band that plays the blues.

 

[Southpaw]

Damn - I'd sure liked to see you again - been a while.

it pinches my butt cheek when i sit in a hard restaurant chair.

Then stop insisting on sitting on the guy's lap when your on the date.

 

[Texasgordo]

I'm sure you have one under your matress

It's for a massage

 

[msharley]

It's for a massage

 

[msharley]

What he said........

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[Southpaw]

Try to contact @OIF2. He should know about what you are looking for.

In case some of you wondered what particular business @Texasgordo was involved in.

 

[Southpaw]

i'm available today or tomorrow to meet up.

Do you work for @Texasgordo ?

 

[Texasgordo]

I'm sure Texasgordo can see it.

No, no, no I'm not looking down there.

 

[msharley]

No, no, no I'm not looking down there.

Termites..

 

[kbaxter60]

Meh - you've got to lick it two or three times before you use it.

Helpful tips always appreciated on TGT!

 

[Coiled]

One fuggin letter

 

[Texasgordo]

You invite people for a BBQ and then BANG

Y'all get too wild for me if that's what happens.

 

[Southpaw]

I got sensitized by a guy

Thanks Gordo!

 

[Southpaw]

It’s probably coming.

Probably? In my experience you either are or are not.