Out Of context Quote Thread

[Southpaw]

Go buy one so I can play with it!!

 

[Southpaw]

Black one is on sale now

This is too tempting......

Lovin' more than just bacon, huh?

 

[Southpaw]

all I really need is the bodies

You will do well during the zombie apocalypse.

 

[MountainGirl]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

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[RickLovesBacon]

Lovin' more than just bacon, huh?

hahaha I forgot this was a thing lol... I plead the 5th

 

[TxStetson]

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Scared to say it?

 

[msharley]

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Scared to say it?

 

[MountainGirl]

Scared to say it?

More like a remembering that smart-assery isn't always pretty, or funny.

 

[TxStetson]

More like a remembering that smart-assery isn't always pretty, or funny.

Yeah, as I recall you owed me a free pass anyway.

 

[MountainGirl]

Yeah, as I recall you owed me a free pass anyway.

Did I? Okay. Your memory is better than mine.

 

[TxStetson]

Did I? Okay. Your memory is better than mine.

I was feeling generous that the day the swingers showed up and even commented about letting you off the hook.

 

[MountainGirl]

I was feeling generous that the day the swingers showed up and even commented about letting you off the hook.

And you sent me a PM with an apology for including me in with them.

For a brief moment, though, I saw myself through your eyes... and reeled in my behavior to more reflect the person I am - rather than trying to 'fit in' with y'all through crudeness. So I guess you were right all along - I did indeed owe you for that... even if you weren't aware of the affect of your words.

I'm glad we're all squared up now.

 

[easy rider]

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He's talking about his big 10 inch............. record of the band that plays the blues.

 

[Ausländer]

all I really need is the bodies

You will do well during the zombie apocalypse.

 

[TxStetson]

And you sent me a PM with an apology for including me in with them.

For a brief moment, though, I saw myself through your eyes... and reeled in my behavior to more reflect the person I am - rather than trying to 'fit in' with y'all through crudeness. So I guess you were right all along - I did indeed owe you for that... even if you weren't aware of the affect of your words.

I'm glad we're all squared up now.

The purpose behind that pm was to make sure you knew I didn’t think that about you.

 

[MountainGirl]

The purpose behind that pm was to make sure you knew I didn’t think that about you.

And I thanked you for your kind words.

That's why I wasn't sure how I still 'owed you a free pass' - thinking perhaps I'd offended you in some manner between then and now? Your kindness today informs me we're all good...and I hope that is the case.

 

[easy rider]

And I thanked you for your kind words.

That's why I wasn't sure how I still 'owed you a free pass' - thinking perhaps I'd offended you in some manner between then and now? Your kindness today informs me we're all good...and I hope that is the case.

He's a Texan. If he hasn't said "Well bless your heart", it's still good.

 

[MountainGirl]

He's a Texan. If he hasn't said "Well bless your heart", it's still good.

Okay, thanks.

 

[TxStetson]

He's a Texan. If he hasn't said "Well bless your heart", it's still good.

Also a retired Navy Chief so there’s lots of colorful 4 letter words thrown in to help drive the point home.

 

[Southpaw]

What you need is a 7.5inch

Change "you" to "I" and I would have accused you of listening in on a conversation I had with my wife last week.