Out Of context Quote Thread

[msharley]

Can't be TOO deep, because chevy drivers all suffer from micropenis, or so I been told. I know I gained 3 inches when I sold my last Silverado.

 

[popsgarland]

Can't be TOO deep, because chevy drivers all suffer from micropenis, or so I been told. I know I gained 3 inches when I sold my last Silverado.

And that gives you what? 4 inches now?

 

[msharley]

And that gives you what? 4 inches now?

 

[Texasgordo]

Hook up with you & the Mr. & Mrs. Axxe....

You're going to have a busy day

 

[Sasquatch]

And that gives you what? 4 inches now?

3.5 but 4 if we round up.

 

[Texasgordo]

If you boys have room for a 3-way

Damn son, are you that lonely?

 

[deemus]

Damn son, are you that lonely?

I lobbed one up for ya!

 

[Sasquatch]

I've held ... one of these. It was literally the worst thing I've ever touched ever

Also, nice truck tuck

 

[zackmars]

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It's the only way to know for sure...

 

[Sasquatch]

Been driving a manual tranny all my life...Everyone in my family can drive a manual tranny, but some of my co-workers in their 40s can't! I don't understand why they never tried to drive a manual tranny, it's just so much more fun when you're younger. A manual also helped me to stay awake on long drives..

I was surprised the other day when a girl counted back my change at a Quik Trip station...I almost wanted to tip for doing that!

Experimentation sometimes leads to life long enjoyment.

Welcome to the forum!

 

[msharley]

It's the only way to know for sure...

Experimentation sometimes leads to life long enjoyment.

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Welcome to the forum!

 

[Texasgordo]

Dang wish I could. Hand doc said no gun play for at least 4 more weeks

Sorry to hear about your sex life being ruined but it's only 4 weeks

 

[msharley]

Sorry to hear about your sex life being ruined but it's only 4 weeks

 

[Texasgordo]

Is it this?

Stop grabbing that you pervert

 

[Coiled]

ZAP is both longer and thicker It's why the ladies prefer it.

IDK, may be a reference to stamina but still an odd name for your willy.

 

[msharley]

Or just shit in the ditch like a man.


Pass me that pine cone when your finished.

 

[msharley]

You want the used pinecone?

It’s still got a clean side.

 

[Texasgordo]

You can look at mine in the meantime….

Thanks for the offer but I'll have to pass

 

[Sasquatch]

Thanks for the offer but I'll have to pass

You'd probably need this anyway

 

[Texasgordo]

Bending over - spreading - I love 6.5 Creedmoor.

Do you drink Bud Light and BRCC ?