Out Of context Quote Thread

[Wolfwood]

hnoes:

awwwesooommmmeee

 

[Bithabus]

OK, I am now on board with this "concealed means concealed" and "better judged by twelve than carried by six" idiocy.

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[Wolfwood]

this one aint dirty or nothin' jsut made me laugh.

Is that a law or somthing?

 

[BigD]

I've had those before... They're pretty good. Does that make me...?

Feel free to finish that thought

 

[TexasRedneck]

I can't wait to try some of that sweet and salty nut.

Stay far, far away please.....

 

[Jakashh]

Stay far, far away please.....

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

must be why i like to club my wife and drag her by the hair into the bedroom.

oh, i've said too much again - ***shit, donkey punch...***

Evidence: http://www.texasguntalk.com/forums/news-articles/25599-all-non-africans-have-little-neanderthal-them.html#post298506

Explanation: Urban Dictionary: donkey punch


WOW! I haven't heard that term in over a decade.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Never been asked that before. Never asked it, either.

People are getting overly paranoid.

My answer honestly would have been "yeah, cleaned and lubed. Why?"

Hmmm, why would she ask such a thing?

 

[TexasRedneck]

Hmmm, why would she ask such a thing?

A FEMALE? Oh, hell - in that case:

"Yes, ma'm. Are you a virgin?"

 

[Rum Runner]

Explanation: Urban Dictionary: donkey punch

The things you learn... Makes you wonder about the origin of the term.

 

[M. Sage]

The things you learn... Makes you wonder about the origin of the term.

You don't even wanna know about a "strawberry shortcake".

 

[M. Sage]

or a dirty sanchez, one eyed pirate, blumpkin, steamin cleaveland....

LOL!! It's been years since I've heard of a "blumpkin"!!!!

 

[Rum Runner]

Ok, I just looked all of those up. Two things:
1) The fact that these terms exist is proof that society is about to collapse.
2) I am going to go watch Big Lebowski and hope it help my psyche to find a better place.

 

[Jakashh]

LOL!! It's been years since I've heard of a "blumpkin"!!!!

I don't understand why they named it a blumpkin. I may be missing something, but what relevance does the word blumpkin have to do with toilet BJ's?

 

[Wolfwood]

evidence: Http://www.texasguntalk.com/forums/news-articles/25599-all-non-africans-have-little-neanderthal-them.html#post298506

explanation: Urban dictionary: Donkey punch


wow! I haven't heard that term in over a decade.

3. donkey punch

pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.
Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.

o.o
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[Wolfwood]

OK, who else would have wound up with their ass... ? I would have ...

I can't help it. It's who I am.

hehehhe

oh thats not what i thought it said actually....

OK, who else would have wound him up with their ass... ? I would have ...

I can't help it. It's who I am.

sounds way funnier

 

[lalonguecarabine]

a big dick on the black table.

And from the same post:

I didn't do it, I just watched

 

[lalonguecarabine]

...and then, from the same thread:

I love the feeling

Oh, Jakashh is gonna kill me!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

I have a massive head

That's what I told HER!

 

[San Antone RR]

Ahhh, the carelessness of youth.

I go to anyone