Out Of context Quote Thread

[Axxe55]

Turns out that THIS time, that is NOT what she said!

And I'm the ONLY one that can look under her hood!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

but know lots of folks who swore by Trojans.

I've heard they can take a beating....

 

[TreyG-20]

I've heard they can take a beating....

Evidently not. Did you see his new thread?

 

[Texasgordo]

Try it. It's a lot of fun.

No thanks. That's not something hetero guys try.

 

[Southpaw]

I never pay for a hand pick.

That's the benefit of being a pimp.

 

[Southpaw]

The pink ones! Impregnated with real, good, soap!!!

Just make sure you rinse it real good before use. Don't want to get that soap poisoning.

 

[Bozz10mm]

I almost got ran over by some phucking kid on a cell phone.

Tried to picture that in my head.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I wash mine all the time.

Cleanliness is next to godliness....

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Texasgordo]

Or maybe I'm just poking you guys in the eye a bit.

How rude!

 

[Southpaw]

She experienced 3-4 days of milf flu

And there ain't no cure for that!

 

[Southpaw]

setting up some small recreation areas for horseshoes, cornhole, and an airgun range.

He said cornhole......

 

[Southpaw]

Wife chastised me for putting a big divot in the concrete and said I should have just gotten a hoe.

I don't blame her. Hearing what you did to concrete, she was wise to send you to a pro and not partake.

 

[Axxe55]

Careful folks, Southpaw is on the prowl again!

 

[Southpaw]

Careful folks, Southpaw is on the prowl again!

This is my fallback thread when there isn't any good deals to be found.

 

[Axxe55]

This is my fallback thread when there isn't any good deals to be found.

Southpaw, you really need some serious help!

 

[Southpaw]

Southpaw, you really need some serious help!

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Axxe55]

 

[Axxe55]

I love the smell of poles in the morning