Out Of context Quote Thread

[General Zod]

That's not too weird especially these days

What's weird is the "local celebrity" status he gained, and all the people who for whatever reason adored him. He was an ass, and I don't just mean that as someone who found him visually distasteful. I saw him fly into a rage downtown because some kid was playing guitar on the sidewalk where he wanted to make a spectacle of himself.

 

[Texasgordo]

For some reason I had to have the black one.

That's just your preference

 

[Southpaw]

If I'm not wearing pants, one is in reach.

Can't speak for everyone, but I would think that is true for most of us..

 

[Texasgordo]

I guess I'll give in and have the wife hit it with the clippers.

Wow that sounds painful but aren't you worried about bleeding?

 

[Southpaw]

In reality it just makes them longer

 

[BRD@66]

Southpaw - maintaining his vigil.

 

[Southpaw]

 

[Coiled]

I'm surprised your left "one" hasn't failed due to fatigue.

 

[Southpaw]

I'm surprised your left "one" hasn't failed due to fatigue.

 

[Texasgordo]

That would be SIX INCHES! Of the WONDERFUL WHITE STUFF!

Yankees have a weird way of keeping warm

 

[Texasgordo]

Are you talking about this...

No and quit touching it when you talk to other people.

 

[Coiled]

Put my father in law on a pig today. He hammered it. Cloud effing nine.

For you, or him?

Nvrmd

 

[msharley]

For you, or him?

Nvrmd

Hard

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Coiled]

Live & let live, even if it kills you. Lol

 

[Texasgordo]

I took an extra one for you....

Uhhh.....thanks

 

[msharley]

It's easy to catch a Moonpie. Just set the trap and he'll run right into it EVERY single time.

Love my pink croks...

 

[thescoutranch]

Do you want to video chat while I've got mine out? Lol!

 

[msharley]

He'll give ya a hand........

 

[Texasgordo]

Double fail