Post Turtle

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  1. Acetone

    Acetone Active Member

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    I hope this helps brighten y'all's Monday.

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama as our President.

    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with.'
     


  2. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    LOL
     
  3. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Good Stuff
     
  4. TxEMTP69

    TxEMTP69 TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    :lolz: stolen and emailed... +1
     
  5. Acetone

    Acetone Active Member

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    I stole it long before you did...ha!
     

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