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  • Wolfwood

    Self Appointed Board Chauvinist
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    May 12, 2009
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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the
    pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into
    his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do
    you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,
    "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
    That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both
    of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
    You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
    picture of her husband, in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
    "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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