Pronstar’s “living with the in-laws” adventures

[baboon]

Let’s see if anyone remembers this… View attachment 385599

That's after Corn pop kicked Brandon ass down at the pool. Brandon was so scare he started wearing that costume, then he figured out it was a gateway to sniffing & groping young kids. Notice his hand making a move on the kid in blue ass?

 

[no2gates]

I know you've had the trip from hell, but we've not seen any updates here in a long time on the in-laws.

 

[candcallen]

They are hermetically sealed on the garando he built fir them. The seal is timelocked for 25 years.

 

[candcallen]

Garage condo

Garando.

 

[General Zod]

Garage condo

Garando.

El Garando es donde están los locos...

 

[pronstar]

While we were away, MIL took it upon herself to “clean our house”.

Translation:
Anything left out was put into random drawers and cupboards.

So i spent about a hour opening everything up and putting things back out where we had purposely left them.

But she’s no longer stomping on my last nerve every single day, so I have that going for me…

 

[popper]

I was fortunate, MIL refused to live with us.

 

[PDiddy]

While we were away, MIL took it upon herself to “clean our house”.

Translation:
Anything left out was put into random drawers and cupboards.

So i spent about a hour opening everything up and putting things back out where we had purposely left them.

But she’s no longer stomping on my last nerve every single day, so I have that going for me…

How is it possible that they have a key to get in your house?

 

[pronstar]

How is it possible that they have a key to get in your house?

We don’t lock the pass-thru door, they’re still fam and are about 10% more helpful with the kids now that they have their own place

 

[Tnhawk]

I was fortunate, MIL refused to live with us.

My wife wouldn't have even considered having her mother live with us. I was glad she realized that would be a mistake before I would have had to explain it.

 

[MountainGirl]

My wife wouldn't have even considered having her mother live with us. I was glad she realized that would be a mistake before I would have had to explain it.

Same with my guy and his father.
Now being 4hrs apart, has already helped.

 

[pronstar]

This was three weeks ago.

MIL comes over wearing a sweater around 10am:
Put the kids in the stroller, I want to take them for a walk!

Everyone:
It’s too hot, have you even been outside?
And why are you wearing a sweater?

MIL:
It’s fine. I’m used to the heat.

Everyone:
This is a bad idea…

MIL proceeds to pack the kids into the VW Bus stroller. loads it up with snacks and toys. Probably spends 15 minutes getting ready to go.

She goes outside, literally comes back 60 seconds later, dripping sweat.

MIL:
I made it to the end of the driveway, what didn’t you guys tell me how hot it was?

Everyone:

 

[General Zod]

MIL:
I made it to the end of the driveway, what didn’t you guys tell me how hot it was?

"Nope. You're used to it. Get'cha ass back out there."

 

[Tnhawk]

Same with my guy and his father.
Now being 4hrs apart, has already helped.

My wife's daughter is a comfortable distance away in Plano.

 

[Geezer]

My wife's daughter is a comfortable distance away in Plano.

My wife's daughter is 1,100 miles away and still is an annoyance.

 

[pronstar]

Rowdy just got his first tooth poking thru and he bit grandma with it

 

[Army 1911]

So does Grandma taste good?

 

[candcallen]

Num

Rowdy just got his first tooth poking thru and he bit grandma with it

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Num num num

 

[TexasRedneck]

Rowdy just got his first tooth poking thru and he bit grandma with it

Outstanding training, sir!!

 

[pronstar]

wife’s cousin / MIL’s nephew came to visit for a few days…i could go on for days about his fam and the shit they tried to pull with us over the years. Wife’s friend said it best - “ you’re lucky your husband is an asshole”

At any rate, wife has to work a few days next week so she let MIL make plans.

This plan is:
Going to the movies for two days straight.

Asshole that i am, I simply asked “why don’t you guys do something that he can’t do in CA…seems like a waste of time to spend all that money to fly to texas and sit in a movie theater and watch the same movies he can watch at home”.

This quickly turned into one of those “stop saying mean things” discussions LMAO