Remember The Alamo

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  1. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

    He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

    She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

    He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

    She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo."

    He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''

    She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.'' :texas:
     


  2. okie556

    okie556 Well-Known

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    :lolz:
     
  3. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    Dam good one!!!!
     
  4. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    Hahahahahahahaha!
     
  5. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Let me grease the bridge!
     
  6. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    Passed it on via e-mail!!!
     

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