Remember The Alamo

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  1. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

    He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

    She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

    He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

    She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo."

    He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''

    She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.''
     


  2. okie556

    okie556 Well-Known

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  3. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    Dam good one!!!!
     
  4. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    Hahahahahahahaha!
     
  5. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Let me grease the bridge!
     
  6. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    Passed it on via e-mail!!!
     

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