Rescue the drowning sex doll

[baboon]

Emergency crew rescues sex doll after mistaking it for drowning woman

A team of emergency rescue divers was flummoxed after responding to the scene of a nude “drowning woman” — only to discover that it was actually a floating life-size sex doll.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Axxe55]

I can see this thread being fertile ground for the OOC thread!

 

[TxStetson]

I wonder if there was any DNA evidence left behind.

 

[Axxe55]

I wonder if there was any DNA evidence left behind.

We were thinking of sending you to check that part out for us!

 

[TipBledsoe]

Well... I finally got fed up with her "not tonight dear, I have a headache" excuses, so I kicked her out

 

[jrbfishn]

Another covid death?

Sent by an idjit coffeeholic from my SM-G892A using Tapatalk

 

[msharley]

Chumming?

Fer rubber dux?

 

[Southpaw]

I can see this thread being fertile ground for the OOC thread!

 

[Bozz10mm]

Could be the work of an angry wife.

 

[Axxe55]

Could be the work of an angry wife.

Hmmm...that's possible. She may have felt a little jealous!

 

[V-Tach]

Where was Moonpie when this occurred?

 

[Texan-in-Training]

Wait until someone inflates one with helium and releases it over Washington DC...
On second thought, it probably won't be that much out of the ordinary for that place...

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I don't know about you, but I stopped using sex dolls a long time ago.

Welcome to the Forum!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

 

[avvidclif]

Well... I finally got fed up with her "not tonight dear, I have a headache" excuses, so I kicked her out

Him: I've always been told women could multitask?

Her: That's correct, that's why we are better than men.

Him: Then why can't you have a headache and sex at the same time????

 

[Sam7sf]

Ah shit! You guys found it!

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

Ah shit! You guys found it!

Why are you assuming it is yours? You will have to provide proof before the police will turn it over to you, of course. But you might be responsible for the costs of the rescue so think before claiming it!

 

[Sam7sf]

Why are you assuming it is yours? You will have to provide proof before the police will turn it over to you, of course. But you might be responsible for the costs of the rescue so think before claiming it!

All I gotta do is let them have her for a night and they won’t give her back.

 

[Axxe55]

All I gotta do is let them have her for a night and they won’t give her back.

Now that's some funny shit right there!

 

[candcallen]

I don't know about you, but I stopped using sex dolls a long time ago.

Whoa! Un Sportsman like conduct!

Wrong forum.

Ban hammer time.