You show me a hot woman, I'll show you a man who's tired of ****ing her.
I used to have a t-shirt, probably still lives in my closet somewhere, that I got from a place called Big Richards either in Key Largo or a patch of land south of it. The house band was Big Richard and the Extenders. Only it didn't say Richard.
Anyway, it said ... Behind every pretty face ... is a bitc#