Senior Texting Codes (STC)

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The kids have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, LOL, etc. So here

are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

That's just silly.

Old people don't even know how to text!

 

[308nato]

Really no need to text as we know how to spell and speak english.

 

[Willy]

That's just silly.

Old people don't even know how to text!

My MIL turns 80 next month and she texts more than me.