For starters: Now that this is out of the way. Chick with low cut top, ready to catch hot empties with her boobage .308 at the indoor range, muzzle brake attached. I think my ears are still ringing. Guy trying to dial in the laser on his micro pistol. Pistol is on a heavy duty bench rest, dot is wobbling around bullseye, whooooosh, it goes thataway, followed by the boom and a hole god alone knows where. Repeat for an hour. Not gonna count myself out: while waiting for a lane, I go to the bathroom. Meanwhile wife gets a lane assigned and carries both range bags inside. I go to retrieve my hearing protection with fingers in ear. Range employees near enough tackled me Squeeze and squeeze and squeeze trigger, nothing. Brain says: Lets turn the pistol around, look down the barrel and see where the bullet is! Hand says, uh, that feels weird, lets not. Brain catches up and goes oh shit, did I almost...? (trigger on Kel-Tec P11 is loooooong and heavy).