Shrine of the mall ninja.....

jim t

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Mar 4, 2008
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yep, read it before. man it goes from silly to plain stupid. and I laughed myself silly. good read, but just a warning, dont be drinking when you read it. really
 

brainiac

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Mar 7, 2008
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Nearly brought to tears of laughter when I got to the part about tazing teens who took double samples of fruitcake and cheese log at Hickory Farms!
 
Apr 14, 2008
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That thread will live forever. The last part is the greatest.:D

"A perp popped up from behind the Orange Julius counter with a full auto Kalashnikov with a 75rd drum"

 

SIG_Fiend

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Speaking of Orange Julius, anyone know where there is still one in Texas? Most of them seem to have disappeared. I haven't been to one in something like 15yrs, and for some reason I've been really wanting one of those shakes/slurpee things they make. ;)
 

brainiac

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Speaking of Orange Julius, anyone know where there is still one in Texas? Most of them seem to have disappeared. I haven't been to one in something like 15yrs, and for some reason I've been really wanting one of those shakes/slurpee things they make. ;)
The only one I know of is in the "food" court at Ridgmar Mall at Green Oaks and I-30 in west Fort Worth.
 

50calRay

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Yuppers,

That dude has been a subject on several gun boards. He posted some videos on Youtube teaching people all his super secret fighting skills he learned during his time as a Mall secrurity gaurd. It seems he gaurds one of America's biggest malls some where around DC I think...were everyone whose anyone shops.

Here is Gecko45 and his basic training video

Then he pulled his videos and changed his SN to something like Elite Team Fighter....he's a Team leader of some ultra elite Mall fighting team. Anyhow, he's also a member of some dumb forum...I think they made him a Admin/Mod and gave him his own section. He goes by the same Geek45 I mean Gecko45. People say it's a spoof sight but who knows.

Forum
http://9x19mm.com/forum/index.php

Here is some spoofs they did on the guy :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m35iqaI5IzM&feature=related

 

SO758

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Mar 1, 2008
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I remember when this came up on Glock Talk, freakin funny.
 

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