Shrine of the mall ninja.....

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  1. hoytinak

    hoytinak Active Member

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    Some have prolly read this before but I just got done reading it and after cleaning the coffee I spit up on my keyboard thought I'd post it here for those that haven't. It's long but a VERY hilarious read. :rofl:

    http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
     


  2. jim t

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    yep, read it before. man it goes from silly to plain stupid. and I laughed myself silly. good read, but just a warning, dont be drinking when you read it. really:rofl:
     
  3. juwaba98

    juwaba98 Well-Known

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    It hurts to laugh that hard.
     
  4. brainiac

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    Nearly brought to tears of laughter when I got to the part about tazing teens who took double samples of fruitcake and cheese log at Hickory Farms!
     
  5. mac79912

    mac79912 Well-Known

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    too funny.:rofl::rofl:
     
  6. Texas Armadillo

    Texas Armadillo Member

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    That thread will live forever. The last part is the greatest.:D

    "A perp popped up from behind the Orange Julius counter with a full auto Kalashnikov with a 75rd drum"

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  7. SIG_Fiend

    SIG_Fiend Administrator TGT Supporter Admin

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    Speaking of Orange Julius, anyone know where there is still one in Texas? Most of them seem to have disappeared. I haven't been to one in something like 15yrs, and for some reason I've been really wanting one of those shakes/slurpee things they make. ;)
     
  8. brainiac

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    The only one I know of is in the "food" court at Ridgmar Mall at Green Oaks and I-30 in west Fort Worth.
     
  9. 50calRay

    50calRay Active Member

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    Yuppers,

    That dude has been a subject on several gun boards. He posted some videos on Youtube teaching people all his super secret fighting skills he learned during his time as a Mall secrurity gaurd. It seems he gaurds one of America's biggest malls some where around DC I think...were everyone whose anyone shops.

    Here is Gecko45 and his basic training video


    Then he pulled his videos and changed his SN to something like Elite Team Fighter....he's a Team leader of some ultra elite Mall fighting team. Anyhow, he's also a member of some dumb forum...I think they made him a Admin/Mod and gave him his own section. He goes by the same Geek45 I mean Gecko45. People say it's a spoof sight but who knows.

    Forum
    http://9x19mm.com/forum/index.php

    Here is some spoofs they did on the guy :D



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m35iqaI5IzM&feature=related

     
  10. SO758

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    I remember when this came up on Glock Talk, freakin funny.
     

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