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  • kville79

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    May 24, 2008
    I found this on the small wars journal board, and thought everyone here would get a kick out of it.

    Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

    here's some quotes:

    " I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas."

    I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls."

    And my Favorite...

    BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual"
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    Jan 9, 2009
    Round Rock
    I don't think any one is imaginitive to pretend to be Gecko. This guy is for real. Any idea what city he is in? I think he may be in Austin, TX after a phone coversation I had with a security guard last week. That guy was either Gecko or prays to the Gecko altar.


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    Jun 5, 2008
    Troy Tx
    I read that stuff a while back its funny I think he was on arfcom or glock talk or somthing. Those forms are always quotin him


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    Mar 5, 2008
    Texas of course
    Yeah I miss Gecko. I work armed sercurity and everytime I talk to our account manager I think of Gecko, he's a hardcore mall ninja himself. He is good for entertainment though.
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    Apr 14, 2008
    That's a classic. It will never die. And the story specops tells at the end is comedy gold too.

    Thanx for reminding about gecko, I needed a laugh.


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    Apr 23, 2008
    Thanks for posting this, I remember reading it awhile back. LMAO. By the way Gecko45 is real, he was in my first CHL class and in full uniform, black BDU pants, black SecOps t shirt, black Bates boots, black fatigue cap and a heck of a "Paul Blart" moustache. He did have a fine looking Govt. 45 though.


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    Mar 2, 2008
    El Paso, TX
    oh crap that made me laugh so hard I almost $hit myself...lol that was really entertaining.
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