I found this on the small wars journal board, and thought everyone here would get a kick out of it.
Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines
here's some quotes:
" I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas."
"I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls."
And my Favorite...
"BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual"
Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines
here's some quotes:
" I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas."
"I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls."
And my Favorite...
"BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual"