Smoking In The Rain

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  1. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

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    Kathy and Sally are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Kathy pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

    Sally: What in the hell is that?

    Kathy: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Sally: Where did you get it?

    Kathy: You can get them at any pharmacy.

    The next day, Sally hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

    The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

    'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

    The pharmacist fainted.
     


  2. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    lol
     
  3. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    Now thats funny!
     
  4. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    LOL! I think I'll have to use that one.
     
  5. kingofwylietx

    kingofwylietx Well-Known

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    Good thing she didn't mention that she'll use 10-20 a day......
     
  6. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

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    !!!
    Roflmao
     

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