so, i had an interesting morning...

Wolfwood

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i woke up this morning with killer indigestion. little did i know how dangerous it would prove to be. after deciding that baking soda water tastes bad, i figured id stroll over to albertsons for a bottle of generic tums.
on my way across the street an SUV materializes at 30 mph and clips me hard. something struck my chin, and my hand busted the windshield. however i didn't even fall down. and didn't realize i was hurt at first. infact i was considering running off to avoid paying fro the side mirror that was torn completely off of the car.
neadless to say i was bleeding heavily and not thinking clearly. until my viosoin started to fade to white, i actually felt liek superman. and then i noticed my injuries haha.
so i have a little bit of advice for you guys out there, dont eat chillie before bed, and if you do, stick with bakingsoda and water!!!
(luckily im by no means a small guy, so i stayed on my feet the whole time, until the stretcher, and the suv looks like it hit a telephone pole)
 

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hahah yeah im fine 10 stitches in my chin and my hand looks like hamburger along the heel of the palm but other than that, im loopy on pain medicine so im good. to bad im on narcotics. tonight was gun cleaning night! oh well!
 

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Wow, got into a fight with an suv, and you both go to the hospital. Glad you're basically okay. Chili before bed is never a good idea. You must keep your nose out from under the covers.
 

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:eek: Glad you are okay! As I read your post, I kept looking for a punch line...thought it was a joke of some sort!
 

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Glad to hear you are okay! when you woke up did you tell the medic "I want a lawyer my damn air bags didn't, huh, *(&^..... WHaaaaaaaaaat I was walking? Were am $^%#% the pretty birdies are flying in circles" sorry couldn't help it. That is what I felt like after pretty much every one of the 3-5 times I've been rendered unconscious. Glad to hear you're okay man I wish you a speedy recovery.
 

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Glad to hear you are okay! when you woke up did you tell the medic "I want a lawyer my damn air bags didn't, huh, *(&^..... WHaaaaaaaaaat I was walking? Were am $^%#% the pretty birdies are flying in circles" sorry couldn't help it. That is what I felt like after pretty much every one of the 3-5 times I've been rendered unconscious. Glad to hear you're okay man I wish you a speedy recovery.








Wolfwood, I strongly suggest you limit your postings while loopy. It's like drunkposting, you don't know what will come out. You'll come back weeks from now and see just how good that prescription stuff was!
 

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