Tell us something we don't know....

[TexasBrandon]

Female crickets don't make noise since they lack the appendages that the males have to do so.

 

[busykngt]

Only female mosquitos bite; she sucks the blood out in order to produce eggs. Kinda reminds me of my first..... naw.... we won’t go there....

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Female crickets don't make noise since they lack the appendages that the males have to do so.

Male crickets are lucky...

 

[Ole Cowboy]

Only female mosquitos bite; she sucks the blood out in order to produce eggs. Kinda reminds me of my first..... naw.... we won’t go there....

I called my x wife a lot of things but never called her a mosquito, if I had only known.

I got a story of an x wife that few can top: Got divorced after 5 years of marriage, no kids. She sued me for support almost 20 years after we were divorced (we had never seen or talked over that time).

 

[nlam01]

I called my x wife a lot of things but never called her a mosquito, if I had only known.

I got a story of an x wife that few can top: Got divorced after 5 years of marriage, no kids. She sued me for support almost 20 years after we were divorced (we had never seen or talked over that time).

Please tell me the judge was dumb enough to grant her that.....

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[Ole Cowboy]

Please tell me the judge was dumb enough to grant her that.....

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YES!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I called my x wife a lot of things but never called her a mosquito, if I had only known.

I got a story of an x wife that few can top: Got divorced after 5 years of marriage, no kids. She sued me for support almost 20 years after we were divorced (we had never seen or talked over that time).

What state?

 

[BRD@66]

What state?

Not Texas! Virginia?

 

[benenglish]

One of the primary founders of America’s space program who worked for NASA was a Nazi Party member and held the rank of ‘Major’ in the SS. But still, it’s probably a good thing Wernher von Braun wound up here as opposed to having been shipped “east” in 1945.

My dad knew him slightly. At Redstone, dad spent some time as an electronics engineer on one of the teams that were somewhere under him on the org chart.

Dad used to say he was "The smartest Nazi I ever met." To the people who had direct contact with him, the fact that he was a Nazi was apparently obvious.

 

[Ole Cowboy]

What state?

Texas!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Texas!

How many months was it for?
I didn't think Texas had long term support from divorce?

 

[Ole Cowboy]

How many months was it for?
I didn't think Texas had long term support from divorce?

Lifetime

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Speechless.

 

[avvidclif]

Lifetime

That's a surprise to me also. Thank God I don't have enough for any of my exes to go for...

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Useless drivel is redundant right up there with 'free gift'...

 

[busykngt]

After reaching an agreeable cash settlement amount, had my ex- sign a ‘Quit Claim’ deed to protect the house I owned. Smartest thing I ever did.

 

[popper]

Boxcar Willie was a singer who took on the name after seeing a hobo in Nebraska.

 

[BRD@66]

Useless drivel is redundant right up there with 'free gift'...

You can say that again.

 

[Southpaw]

You can say that again.

Useless drivel is redundant right up there with 'free gift'...

 

[vmax]

The boiling point of water on Mr Everest is 162F