Texas LEO Interview

[okie556]

A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" The guy replied.

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

 

[DCortez]

lol

 

[Big country]

Sheriffs gotta eat to that's why!

 

[navyguy]

LOL, yeah, the poor bunny.

 

[TxEMTP69]

lol too funny

 

[1rightguy]

Nice

 

[kingofwylietx]

That is just foul and offensive, you should not joke about killing bunny's. LOL.

 

[Texas1911]

Monty Python is the reason why you should always shoot the rabbit.

"LOOK AT THE BONESSSS!"

 

[oldguy]

The bunny is a pay bonus because as a deputy you will need it.

 

[sharky47]

Free market protection agency interview:



A man seeking to join a free market protection agency is being interviewed.

The employee doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a non-ATF approved, free market produced subgun and a box of ammo across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six DEA agents, six ATF agents, six random bureaucrats of your choice, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" The guy replied.

"Great attitude," says the employee. "When can you start?"




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