Texas LEO Interview

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  1. okie556

    okie556 Well-Known

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    A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

    The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."


    Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?" The guy replied.

    "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
     


  2. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    lol
     
  3. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Sheriffs gotta eat to that's why! :happy0001:
     
  4. navyguy

    navyguy TGT Addict

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    LOL, yeah, the poor bunny.
     
  5. TxEMTP69

    TxEMTP69 TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    lol too funny
     
  6. 1rightguy

    1rightguy Active Member

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    Nice
     
  7. kingofwylietx

    kingofwylietx Well-Known

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    That is just foul and offensive, you should not joke about killing bunny's. LOL.
     
  8. Texas1911

    Texas1911 TGT Addict

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    Monty Python is the reason why you should always shoot the rabbit.

    "LOOK AT THE BONESSSS!"
     
  9. oldguy

    oldguy Well-Known

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    The bunny is a pay bonus because as a deputy you will need it.;)
     
  10. sharky47

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    Free market protection agency interview:



    A man seeking to join a free market protection agency is being interviewed.

    The employee doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

    Then, sliding a non-ATF approved, free market produced subgun and a box of ammo across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six DEA agents, six ATF agents, six random bureaucrats of your choice, and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?" The guy replied.

    "Great attitude," says the employee. "When can you start?"




    Much better version.......
     

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