TexasRedneck commin in

[Dawico]

Leaving the oilfields and commin home .. got a new one driving dirt ..
But home every night and dammit Back in the clutches of a hispanic wife and 2 grands. So red I've got something fo ya brother

How many jobs have you been fired from now.........

Congrats

 

[45tex]

At the start of Longest Day when the shell blows up near the old man in the window and he gets hit by the concusion. That looked so real I was actually concerned for the old man and his wife. True movie magic. Thread derail continued...

 

[TexasRedneck]

Leaving the oilfields and commin home .. got a new one driving dirt ..
But home every night and dammit Back in the clutches of a hispanic wife and 2 grands. So red I've got something fo ya brother

Dammit - I gotta get all the extra guns locked away....

 

[TexasRedneck]

Well, my Uncle Bill was a career Navy man!

Sterlin' was Army...so ya gotta say shit like:

Sarge, I can't do that - I might get my hands dirty!

Is there a sailor in the house?

 

[Axxe55]

Dammit - I gotta get all the extra guns locked away....

I'm thinking you might want to put a lock on the fridge so he can't get to your beer!

 

[Axxe55]

Sterlin' was Army...so ya gotta say shit like:

Sarge, I can't do that - I might get my hands dirty!

Is there a sailor in the house?

I learned my most colorful language from my Uncle Bill. Too bad, it's not forum friendly though!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I'm thinking you might want to put a lock on the fridge so he can't get to your beer!

true to both statements

 

[45tex]

At the start of Longest Day when the shell blows up near the old man in the window and he gets hit by the concusion. That looked so real I was actually concerned for the old man and his wife. True movie magic. Thread derail continued...

Sometime I just live in my memories and forget everything is just a google away

 

[TexasRedneck]

Yep got one 22.00 a hr 50hrs a week

Awesome! Your old broke white boy buddy needs a loan!

 

[TexasRedneck]

I'm thinking you might want to put a lock on the fridge so he can't get to your beer!

Nah - I just peed in every other bottle!

 

[avvidclif]

I just peed in one and knew where it was. Then the OL rearranged the fridge.

 

[Axxe55]

Nah - I just peed in every other bottle!

Hmmm....that's guessing game I would have to pass on!

 

[TexasRedneck]

Hmmm....that's guessing game I would have to pass on!

They're coded...in white boy.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

They're coded...in white boy.

Anything labeled gee wilikers is tainted...
Plus he tries to bait me with blonde beer..

 

[DoubleDuty]

I learned my most colorful language from my Uncle Bill. Too bad, it's not forum friendly though!

Of course it is

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Of course it is

Bwhaaaaaaa dats funny we ain't been family friendly in years