The cop and the farmer

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  1. dee

    dee Well-Known

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    A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural MO
    And talks with an old farmer.

    He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect
    Your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

    The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

    The Sheriif verbally explodes saying,
    'Mister, I have the authority of the
    Sheriffs Department with me.' Reaching
    Into his rear pant pocket and
    Removing his badge. The officer proudly
    Displays it to the farmer.
    'See this badge? This badge means
    I am allowed to go wherever
    I wish..on any land. No questions asked
    Or answers given.
    Have I made myself clear?
    Do you understand?'

    The old farmer nods politely and
    Goes about his chores.

    Later, the old farmer hears loud screams
    And spies the Sheriff running for
    His life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
    With every step the bull is gaining ground
    On the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.

    The old farmer immediately throws down
    His tools, runs to the fence and yells
    At the top of his lungs.....

    'Your badge!
    Show him your badge Smartass!
     


  2. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    :lolz::rofl::rofl:
     
  3. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    We don't need no steeenking badges!

    lol
     
  4. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

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    ROFL. I've known cops with attitudes like that (and they seem to find themselves in bad situations somehow.. hmmm). Thankfully, most cops I've known aren't like that.
     
  5. Innocent-Bystander

    Innocent-Bystander New Member

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  6. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    That my be true, but I'd still take the police officer over the terrorist. Atleast I'll understand what he's saying when he shoots me.
     
  7. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

    Jan 21, 2009
    San Antonio
    :lolz:
     

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