The cop and the farmer

dee

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Nov 22, 2008
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A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural MO
And talks with an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect
Your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The Sheriif verbally explodes saying,
'Mister, I have the authority of the
Sheriffs Department with me.' Reaching
Into his rear pant pocket and
Removing his badge. The officer proudly
Displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means
I am allowed to go wherever
I wish..on any land. No questions asked
Or answers given.
Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?'

The old farmer nods politely and
Goes about his chores.

Later, the old farmer hears loud screams
And spies the Sheriff running for
His life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground
On the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.

The old farmer immediately throws down
His tools, runs to the fence and yells
At the top of his lungs.....

'Your badge!
Show him your badge Smartass!
 

M. Sage

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Jan 21, 2009
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ROFL. I've known cops with attitudes like that (and they seem to find themselves in bad situations somehow.. hmmm). Thankfully, most cops I've known aren't like that.
 

GM.Chief

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Mar 16, 2009
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That my be true, but I'd still take the police officer over the terrorist. Atleast I'll understand what he's saying when he shoots me.
 

M. Sage

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Jan 21, 2009
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San Antonio
Atleast I'll understand what he's saying when he shoots me.
 

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