The Irish have strange priorities

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  1. MadMo44Mag

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    The stranded Irishman


    1 day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island forover 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
    He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship". As the speck got closer and closer, he began to ruleout even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

    Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.
    Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suitstood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

    She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?".
    "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

    With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
    He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah,"said the castaway, "Ahh, that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great asmoke can be!"

    "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish
    Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
    Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him. He opened the flask andtook a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly
    fantastic!!!"

    At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked,
    "And how long has it been since you played around?"

    With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Maryand Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"
     


  2. Big country

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: That is funny! :happy0001:
     
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    :lolz:

    That was a good one...got a few people that'll enjoy it....
     
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    Did anyone else here Scrooge McDuck when they read that?
     
  5. TrailDust

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    Video, or it didn't happen.....:lolz:
     
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    Knowing Hawg, the more politically incorrect it was or the more perverse it was, the more likely he'll post it....:happy0001:
     
  7. MadMo44Mag

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    He does a funny bit as an Irishman and with his hair cut the way it is he looks the part!!!

    What surprises me the most about the HawgHauler is he learned to walk up-right so soon in his development - his knuckles hardly have any scars any more - ROFLMA!!!!!
     
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    :rofl:

    I almost feel guilty laughing at Hawg's expense while he's away. Well.....almost....:happy0001:
     

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