The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured

MadMo44Mag

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TheLone Ranger was ambushed and captured

by an enemy Indian War Party.



The Indian Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ....




"In honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
"What is your FIRST request ???'

The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought
before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with
a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches,
the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night


The next morning the Indian Chief admits
he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",
"But I will still kill you in two days.."
"What is your SECOND request ???"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
to his horse.
Silver is brought to
him,
and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears

over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,

Silver again returns, this time with a

voluptuous brunette, more attractive
than the blonde.


She enters the Lone Rangers tent
and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief
is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"


"But I will still kill you tomorrow."

"What is your LAST request ???"


The Lone Ranger responds,

"I'd like to speak to my horse, ... alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees,

and Silver is brought to
the
Lone Ranger's tent.



Oncethey're alone,
the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
Looks him square in the eye and says,

Listen Very Carefully !!!!
FOR... THE... LAST.... TIME...

I SAID ....
"BRING POSSE"

 

cuate

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Jan 27, 2009
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Comanche Co., Texas
Once when surrounded by a whole tribe of Indians and no avenue of escape, the Lone Ranger said, "Looks like we are gonna die today" !
Tonto replied, "Speak for yourself, White Man" !

Hoka Hey
 

Big country

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Mar 6, 2009
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Cedar Park,TX
Not wanting to sound racial but is that "White Boy" Ebonics??? - LOL!!!!
Weell then dont be soundn all raceel!
OK I got that out of my system.
 

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