The patient (old joke)

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  1. dbgun

    dbgun TGT Addict

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath... [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]'Nurse,'[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my testicles black?"[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]' A r e-m y-t e s t-r e s u l t s-b a c k ? ' [/FONT]
     


  2. DCortez

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    lol
     
  3. ZX9RCAM

    ZX9RCAM Over the Rainbow bridge... TGT Supporter

    :rofl:
     
  4. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    LOL!
     
  5. rsayloriii

    rsayloriii TGT Addict

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    Where's that nurse been when I needed that? :lolz:
     
  6. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    LOL...You'll have to give that a try Alan!!!
     
  7. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

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    i know i will next time im laid up.
     
  8. Texas1911

    Texas1911 TGT Addict

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    I got a sponge bath from a 19 year old chick when I was at Brakenridge. :happy0001:
     
  9. dbgun

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    You lucky man.
     

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