The Patriot Microchip

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  1. Skip

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    THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists or
    Pirates. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the
    forehead.
    When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
    It comes in various sizes:
    The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and
    highly-skilled technician.
    The implant may or may not be painless.
    Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
    Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
    Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
    Best Regards, U.S.Military Snipers


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    :rofl::rofl: That was funny as hell! :rofl::rofl:
     
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    :lolz::lolz::lolz:
     
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    Hahahaha!
     

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