The Power Of A Badge

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  1. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

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    DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.





    The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "





    The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.





    A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......









    With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....







    " Your badge. Show him your BADGE ! "
     


  2. Dawico

    Dawico TGT Addict

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    Great joke.:happy0001:
     
  3. okie556

    okie556 Well-Known

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    LOL..........oldie but goodie!
     
  4. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    I haven't heard that one before. LOL it's funny as hell tho.
     
  5. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Active Member

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    Yeah thats a good Fed joke.
     
  6. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

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    yeah all the bad fed jokes are currently employed.
     
  7. Fisherman777

    Fisherman777 Well-Known

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    Harrrrrr!!! True story! :lolz:
     
  8. TrailDust

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    :rofl:

    Never heard that one before. I've got three relatives who are DEA agents. I'll have to share that one with them....
     

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