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Things ya just don't hear very often

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by billtool, Aug 1, 2020 at 8:53 PM.

  1. billtool

    billtool Member

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    "Please take those bullets off the counter and put them on your bench. And on your way back, pull your socks and shorts out of the freezer. They must be frozen by now."
     


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  2. Bozz10mm

    Bozz10mm TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    I've heard the first one, but not the second one.
     
  3. Jon Payne

    Jon Payne Well-Known

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    “I really don’t need an advanced training class, what I’m looking for is work on my gun-handling skills and the fundamentals of marksmanship. “


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  4. no2gates

    no2gates Supereme IT Overlord TGT Supporter

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    "A wise democrat once told me..."
     
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  5. Coiled

    Coiled online Supermodel

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    You're sexy.
     
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  6. tsutton316

    tsutton316 New Member

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    I've heard the first one in my own home, but not the second. And if I feed her enough tequila, she still thinks I'm sexy.
     
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  7. Hoji

    Hoji Bowling-Pin Commando

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    Truth
     
  8. Army 1911

    Army 1911 TGT Addict

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    Right now I'm an actor but I really want to be a waiter.
     
  9. Dougw1515

    Dougw1515 Active Member

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    You remind me of my ex husband - Damn I miss him!
    I got a cart at WalMart that had 4 round wheels.
    I wish my ex-wife would swing by for a visit.
     
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  10. billtool

    billtool Member

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    Hand me that piano.
     


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