tiger woods joke

[bvillars]

why is tiger woods like a baby seal......They both have been clubbed by a Norwegian.

 

[DCortez]

I'd club her back with a big bag of money, lol.

 

[81aggie]

Heard another one yesterday:

Florida Trooper: "Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit your husband with his putter?"

Mrs. Woods: "I'm not sure. Put me down for an 8."


Not sure if you have to be a golfer to get this one.

 

[M. Sage]

I'm not a golfer and I got it. Good one.

 

[MadMo44Mag]

Heard another one yesterday:

Florida Trooper: "Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit your husband with his putter?"

Mrs. Woods: "I'm not sure. Put me down for an 8."


Not sure if you have to be a golfer to get this one.

Not unless there's money involved and then "put me down for a 4"

 

[sig556]

He's not Tiger he's a Cheetah.