Today's Joke Thread

[Geezer]

 

[baboon]

 

[Jakashh]

I saw a group of teens helping an old man back up after he tripped and fell earlier today.

I thought “I wish I could see more of this in the world”, so I pushed the old man over again.

 

[BRD@66]

I saw a group of teens helping an old man back up after he tripped and fell earlier today.

I thought “I wish I could see more of this in the world”, so I pushed the old man over again.

That was you? Ha! I'm ok - I only bruised my good shoulder.

 

[mongoose]

I saw a group of teens helping an old man back up after he tripped and fell earlier today.

I thought “I wish I could see more of this in the world”, so I pushed the old man over again.

Don't see that as a joke. Happened to my Grandfather at the age of 83. It was the reason he quit work.

 

[Younggun]

Dark humor is still humor.


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[Dawico]

Don't see that as a joke. Happened to my Grandfather at the age of 83. It was the reason he quit work.

Someone pushed him over?

 

[Army 1911]

Someone pushed him over?

He was a bouncer?

 

[mongoose]

Someone pushed him over?

My Grandfather walked two miles from a bus stop to home. He lived in a part of Nashville that had gone from “country” to surrounded my low income housing. Within a 3 month time frame he was pushed to the ground my two different groups of teens and robbed. All for a change purse that he had his bus tokens in.

 

[ATN2]

Normally that would be a good thing.....

But she's reloading

 

[HKSig]

Normally that would be a good thing.....

But she's reloading

How many times did she miss?

 

[BRD@66]

Teach her not to flinch.

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

Don't drive - or shoot - angry!

 

[Axxe55]

What did you do that was so bad that she is reloading?

Asking for all concerned husbands of course!

 

[ATN2]

How many times did she miss?

All of them

 

[ATN2]

What did you do that was so bad that she is reloading?

Asking for all concerned husbands of course!

I really cant say

 

[Axxe55]

I really cant say

Might be a good idea to go hide out in the dog house until she cools off some!

 

[G O B]

I would worry more about that 'funny' taste in the coffee!

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

 

[HKSig]

Might be a good idea to go hide out in the dog house until she cools off some!

Depends on how much ammo she has.