Top 10 Reasons men prefer a gun over a woman!

[zembonez]

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the #1 REASON (drumroll please)
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#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

[texaspartsman]

Just emailed this post to your wife, she said you and your gun were sleeping outside .

 

[zembonez]

Just emailed this post to your wife, she said you and your gun were sleeping outside .

HA! She's a member in here. I think she knows!

 

[Longtooths]

LOL funny ... but then again the true stuff is usually the funniest.

 

[300shooter]

ya'll gents are just wrong to pimp out Longthooths, but its still funny

 

[zembonez]

FOR THE RECORD:

This was meant as a silly joke. I think most saw it as such. We obviously do not think these are actual facts.

It has been brought to my attention that some people were offended by it. Although I do not apologize for posting it, I will say that my intent was not to offend anyone.

I will say that I think we have become WAY too quick to play the "that's sexist" card.

If anybody thinks otherwise, please feel free to post your feelings here. I am quite fair and willing to listen.

Thanks
JIM

 

[300shooter]

that was funny and thanks for posting it , I always need a good laugh daily.


No problems here

 

[Shorts]

Aww come now folks - little harmless kidding. Besides, let's just even the score, shall we ladies?

Why Handguns Are Better Than Men


1. You are guaranteed satisfacation with a handgun.
2. You are likely to be satisfied more than once.
3. It's okay if handguns are small.
4. Average size of a handgun is more than 5 inches.
5. Handguns don't roll over and go to sleep.
6. A handgun still fires after more than one round.
7. A handgun can be hidden away when you are tired of dealing with it.
8. A handgun doesn't needlessly compete with other handguns for matters of the ego.
9. Handguns don't complain when you want to go shopping.
10. Handguns don't complain when you want to watch a chick flick.
11. A handgun won't come home drunk at night.
12. Handguns don't leave the toilet seat up.
13. You can still play with a handgun during your period. In fact, you might even enjoy it more than usual.
14. It's not a problem to share your gun with your girlfriends.
15. Handguns aren't intimidated by assertive, intelligent women.
16. Handguns don't suffer from barrel envy.
17. You don't have to worry about whether your hair and makeup are done for a handgun.
18. Handguns don't mind if you wrap your hands around another one.


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[zembonez]

HAHA!

I love it Shorts... Absolutely hilarious!

We have to be able to laugh at ourselves... man we are getting uptight. I extend my personal thanks to you for jumping in!

Thanks!
JIM

 

[hoytinak]

Shorts, that was great...haven't seen that one before. My girlfriend will get a kick outta that.

 

[300shooter]

thats a good one Shorts, I like tit for tat if you can't laugh at it and see it's all for fun , then you need to spend a few hours on hte range working out your feelings

 

[308nato]

Shorts: that is very funny but I am a little offended at #16, my cz rami
does have barrel envy it wants a stainless match but can only afford
factory original .

 

[Slotback]

Shorts that was hilarious.

 

[chevydeerhunter]

There seems to be a pattern concerning 3, 4 and 16. Hmmmmm.....

 

[Shorts]

You guys are great