Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    # 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    # 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman

    # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
     


  2. GM.Chief

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    LOL....
     
  3. DCortez

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    Good stuff
     
  4. TxEMTP69

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    love it
     
  5. navyguy

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    LOL
     
  6. dbgun

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    :lolz::lolz::lolz:
     
  7. DCortez

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    So how many of you shared this with your wife? I didn't as I'm not in the market for a bullet hole. :lolz:
     
  8. Shorts

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    Top 10 Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns to Men


    10. A gun doesn't mind if you stop and ask for directions.
    9. A gun doesn't ever reek of beer or cigars
    8. A gun won't pout if you have a headache.
    7. A gun always enjoys going out with you and will never ask “Do we have to go there again?”
    6. You can buy fancy new grips for your gun and it won't complain about how they look or fit.
    5. A gun doesn’t leave dirty socks or underwear in a pile next to the hamper.
    4. A gun doesn't come with an ex-wife or a mother.
    3. Guns never have comb-overs, beer bellies, or rear cleavage.
    2. A gun will never ignore you in favor of watching sports.
    AND THE TOP REASON.....
    1. Guns don't hog the TV remote!
     
  9. Blue Dog

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    Touché,Shorts!
     
  10. wendyZXZ

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    You can look at a gun and tell that it is REALLY the "size" that it claims.
     

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