U.K. moves to Texas

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  1. RPB

    RPB Active Member

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    My ancestors are from near Wales, so take this as humor and don't be offended:

    In the 1600s and 1700s men said they came to America for Liberty :patriot:

    Around 1950, it was believed men came from England to America to learn how to speak English properly :mad0025:

    However, it is now revealed, since very, very few Americans can speak English properly themselves, having replaced it with RAP, :banger: Slang, and improper usage of grammar, that ...


    WE ALL CAME HERE TO FIND THOSE TEXAS WOMEN !!!! :bowdown:


    (Admit it, you'd move too ... :tongueout:)
    [I noticed several guys on the forums here from the U.K. already admited it too, lol. Just figured I'd formally announce it..... The Texas Women already know though :happy0001:]
     


  2. Freedom1911

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    Welllllll... Lets see some Texas women.

    Lets see what every one is movin for.. Yeee Haw:texas:
     
  3. Pony

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    I saw these girls on TV, then I heard y'all can carry guns, I took the next flight over and never looked back.
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Texas1911

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    LOL ... I wish we could import the British humor.
     
  5. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

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    +1 for the Texas females. They're real women, and they're feminine but tough. I haven't met too many "wilting flowers" out here.
     
  6. Englishman

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    +1 - Yep, Next to a Texas gal, a dog is a mans best friend;)
     
  7. Englishman

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    None taken......and back at ya

    This should test the sense of humor then.....

    1st man: There are only two types of people from Wales; Rugby Players and whores.
    2nd man: My wife is from Wales!
    1st man: Oh really, what position does she play?

    You gotta understand the United Kingdom, can be bitterly divided :happy0001:
     
  8. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

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    LOL nice!
     
  9. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Kinda like Texas and Fagafornia...
     
  10. TrailDust

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    Funny thing is that's what I say and think of the women in Scotland, especially Edinburgh. The greatest number of truly beautiful women I've ever seen in my life.

    :bowdown:
     

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