U.K. moves to Texas

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by RPB, Dec 14, 2009.

  1. RPB

    RPB Active Member

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    My ancestors are from near Wales, so take this as humor and don't be offended:

    In the 1600s and 1700s men said they came to America for Liberty :patriot:

    Around 1950, it was believed men came from England to America to learn how to speak English properly :mad0025:

    However, it is now revealed, since very, very few Americans can speak English properly themselves, having replaced it with RAP, Slang, and improper usage of grammar, that ...


    WE ALL CAME HERE TO FIND THOSE TEXAS WOMEN !!!!


    (Admit it, you'd move too ... )
    [I noticed several guys on the forums here from the U.K. already admited it too, lol. Just figured I'd formally announce it..... The Texas Women already know though ]
     


  2. Freedom1911

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    Welllllll... Lets see some Texas women.

    Lets see what every one is movin for.. Yeee Haw
     
  3. Pony

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    I saw these girls on TV, then I heard y'all can carry guns, I took the next flight over and never looked back.
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Texas1911

    Texas1911 TGT Addict

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    LOL ... I wish we could import the British humor.
     
  5. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

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    +1 for the Texas females. They're real women, and they're feminine but tough. I haven't met too many "wilting flowers" out here.
     
  6. Englishman

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    +1 - Yep, Next to a Texas gal, a dog is a mans best friend;)
     
  7. Englishman

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    None taken......and back at ya

    This should test the sense of humor then.....

    1st man: There are only two types of people from Wales; Rugby Players and whores.
    2nd man: My wife is from Wales!
    1st man: Oh really, what position does she play?

    You gotta understand the United Kingdom, can be bitterly divided
     
  8. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

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    LOL nice!
     
  9. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Kinda like Texas and Fagafornia...
     
  10. TrailDust

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    Funny thing is that's what I say and think of the women in Scotland, especially Edinburgh. The greatest number of truly beautiful women I've ever seen in my life.

     


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