U.K. moves to Texas

[RPB]

My ancestors are from near Wales, so take this as humor and don't be offended:

In the 1600s and 1700s men said they came to America for Liberty atriot:

Around 1950, it was believed men came from England to America to learn how to speak English properly

However, it is now revealed, since very, very few Americans can speak English properly themselves, having replaced it with RAP, Slang, and improper usage of grammar, that ...


WE ALL CAME HERE TO FIND THOSE TEXAS WOMEN !!!!


(Admit it, you'd move too ... )
[I noticed several guys on the forums here from the U.K. already admited it too, lol. Just figured I'd formally announce it..... The Texas Women already know though ]

 

[Freedom1911]

Welllllll... Lets see some Texas women.

Lets see what every one is movin for.. Yeee Haw

 

[Pony]

I saw these girls on TV, then I heard y'all can carry guns, I took the next flight over and never looked back.

 

[Texas1911]

LOL ... I wish we could import the British humor.

 

[M. Sage]

+1 for the Texas females. They're real women, and they're feminine but tough. I haven't met too many "wilting flowers" out here.

 

[Englishman]

WE ALL CAME HERE TO FIND THOSE TEXAS WOMEN !!!!
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+1 - Yep, Next to a Texas gal, a dog is a mans best friend

 

[Englishman]

My ancestors are from near Wales, so take this as humor and don't be offended.......

None taken......and back at ya

LOL ... I wish we could import the British humor.

This should test the sense of humor then.....

1st man: There are only two types of people from Wales; Rugby Players and whores.
2nd man: My wife is from Wales!
1st man: Oh really, what position does she play?

You gotta understand the United Kingdom, can be bitterly divided

 

[M. Sage]

LOL nice!

 

[DCortez]

You gotta understand the United Kingdom, can be bitterly divided

Kinda like Texas and Fagafornia...

 

[TrailDust]

WE ALL CAME HERE TO FIND THOSE TEXAS WOMEN !!!!

Funny thing is that's what I say and think of the women in Scotland, especially Edinburgh. The greatest number of truly beautiful women I've ever seen in my life.

 

[Texas42]

Maybe I shouldn't mention that I'm imporinting my bride to be from Oklahoma. . . . don't tell anyone.