Umbrella mistaken for assault weapon in NJ subway

[rushthezeppelin]

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22415568/umbrella-mistaken-for-assault-rifle

How the hell are we supposed to carry out our daily lives with these idiots becoming more and more rampant...

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[Younggun]

Idiots.

 

[Vaquero]

Some people just need to shut up and go on with their own business.

 

[Dawico]

You could assault somebody with an umbrella. Seems legit.

 

[kusai]

They are going apeshit on anything thats long with a handle. Oh and is black in color

 

[Acera]

Part of the plan to ostracize any thing to do with guns and individual liberty. Gotta keep the sheep scared and in line, all the while making them think they are doing the right thing.

 

[AngeliaH]

If the person who thought this was a weapon had been proactive and gotten a little closer
instead of running in fear this would not have happened.

 

[Blind Sniper]

Seriously. How the hell do you mistake an umbrella for an "assault rifle"?

I really hope the person who called that in is fined for being a complete moron.

 

[TxDad]

Thank goodness everyone is safe. I hope they chop the assault 'brella up so it can do no harm.

 

[Vaquero]

They would love the parasol I've got int the back yard.
WMD I guess.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Y'all laugh all you want, but I'm sure the right wing nut jobs are just trying to hide the fact that it had a bayonet lug on the end. They need to ban rain during commuting hours.

 

[TxDad]

They would love the parasol I've got int the back yard.
WMD I guess.

I hope you have that registered. If not the UN will be knocking on your door.

 

[rushthezeppelin]

I hope you have that registered. If not the UN will be knocking on your door.

Shit they might even try to levy sanctions on your property :sly:

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[Younggun]

Shit they might even try to levy sanctions on your property :sly:

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Actually, I think that was brought up at some UN summit not too long ago.

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

It amazes me how much people live in fear. If they would just open their eyes and live a little, it would work better for everybody.

 

[TX69]

 

[rushthezeppelin]

ROFLMAO :sly:

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[Shotgun Jeremy]

It needs a black stock. Maybe adjustable, even? Not scary enough yet.