Walmart employee trampled to death in Black Friday chaos.

[dsukid]

Epidemic of Acne seen world wide, distribution seems contained to mainly teenagers.

 

[sonuvaTXgun]

Breaking News: consumption of and prolonged exposure to lead-based paint has been linked to increased cases of dain burmage.

 

[bandanabandit1]

December 15, 2008


Well, we all know how that story goes...

 

[breakingcontact]

Idk if big bang and creationism can jive together in the same sentence haha

Eh why not? A lot we dont know about both

 

[TXARGUY]

Idk if big bang and creationism can jive together in the same sentence haha

God said 'let there be light' and bang...
The major flaw with a God free beginning is that it can never account for prior to the Big Bang.

I don't see why it's so hard a concept to grasp.

 

[RickLovesBacon]

This just in. Eve has eaten the forbidden fruit.

Fucks it up for all mankind.

Sent from the Bacon isle at your local grocery store.

 

[gdouthit]

Black Friday is scary because it's... Well, black. Kinda like them horrible murdering guns.

Why it's gotta be black anyway? It should really be Green Friday.

Pfft my gun is green

 

[A.Texas.Yankee]

Sent from my EVO 4G LTE using Tapatalk

 

[mroper]

Japs bomb pearl harbor. A day that will live in infamy

 

[stdreb27]

Dewey beats Truman!

 

[TwinGlocks]

The Houston Texans have fired head coach Dom Capers.