Walmart employee trampled to death in Black Friday chaos.

[RandomHero]

We landed on the moon!

 

[TXARGUY]

We landed on the moon!

Hollywood trickery and lies!!!!

 

[Glockster69]

DC current is tha bomb

 

[sonuvaTXgun]

Penicillin was just invented! There is hope for teens just yet.

 

[TXARGUY]

Yo! Y'all gotta check out my new pants. They've got zipper pockets all over them and the coolest thing is they are made out of parachute material!!!!

I'm gonna be pullin more hoes than M C Hammer!

 

[RetArmySgt]

New western route to the Indies has been found.

 

[rsayloriii]

Did yall hear about the Mayflower? It ran into Plymouth Rock!!!

Sent from the Bacon isle at your local grocery store.

Was that damn drunk at the helm, AGAIN?!

 

[rsayloriii]

Penicillin was just invented! There is hope for teens just yet.

Oh thank god! Finally that cough ... yes ... cough ... can be cured!

 

[Dawico]

You guys are just wrong..........funny, but wrong.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Why oh why is black friday so scary ? Its black m-thurs that worries me.
Side note honest abe set us free to date white women

 

[rsayloriii]

Why oh why is black friday so scary ? Its black m-thurs that worries me.
Side note honest abe set us free to date white women

Did you pick any up yesterday, or did they run away screaming... again?

sent from deep space

 

[Glockster69]

Why oh why is black friday so scary ? Its black m-thurs that worries me.
Side note honest abe set us free to date white women

Lawdy I apologize for that there

 

[Acera]

Did anyone hear that you can make some fun powder like stuff from charcoal, saltpeter and sulfur?????







Sapper740 suck it up like a man and jump back into your thread and laugh like everyone else.

 

[rsayloriii]

Lawdy I apologize for that there

I don't think there's a need to apologize ... he likes that ... from what I hear ...

 

[TXARGUY]

OMG Someone shot J. R.!!!

 

[RickLovesBacon]

I just saw a post on Facebook claiming that the earth is round.

Sent from the Bacon isle at your local grocery store.

 

[rsayloriii]

I just saw a post on Facebook claiming that the earth is round.

Sent from the Bacon isle at your local grocery store.

Take it back! You know the earth is flat ... and the center of the universe!

 

[Southpaw]

....DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN!!

 

[TXARGUY]

New York bound! World's first unsinkable ship steams from Southhampton port as captain eyes new speed record.

Lifeboats have become an unnecessary relic of the past as we usher in this new era of totally unsinkable ships. I see no way how this can fail.
-Captain Edward Smith

 

[robertc1024]

Hitler is DEAD!!!