Watch What You Say In Texas

TxPhantom

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Apr 5, 2008
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Frisco, Texas
A man is sitting in a bar in San Angelo , Texas when Barack Obama comes on TV.
The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."

Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out.

He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She's a horse's ass too!"

Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.

He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"

"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."

 

cuate

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Jan 27, 2009
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Comanche Co., Texas
Angelo is horse country for sure

It's changed, got some Obamination lovers, now...Old days of the Dixie Club, the Hanger, Wayside Inn, and that block of Concho between Chadbourne and Oakes Streets they wouldn't have lasted five minutes.
 

res1b3uq

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Feb 14, 2009
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It's changed, got some Obamination lovers, now...Old days of the Dixie Club, the Hanger, Wayside Inn, and that block of Concho between Chadbourne and Oakes Streets they wouldn't have lasted five minutes.
Damn, cuate, you ARE old.
 

TxPhantom

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Apr 5, 2008
574
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Frisco, Texas
that is fucking hilarious...

And don't tell a Texan his dog is ugly either!! That would be just crazy!!
 
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