Well ill be damned

[kyletxria1911a1]

Once again santa failed to bring me a white woman tommy gun, 69 chevelle I'm starting to think santa is a myth

 

[Axxe55]

Once again santa failed to bring me a white woman tommy gun, 69 chevelle I'm starting to think santa is a myth

He is. Cause I didn't get no pretty black lady, a Glock or a low riding Caddylac.

 

[TexasRedneck]

Once again santa failed to bring me a white woman tommy gun, 69 chevelle I'm starting to think santa is a myth

Us white boys stick together - *I* got 'em!!

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

The Chevell, with a white woman carrying a Tommy Gun was left in your driveway.

Someone must have stolen them, file a police report.
Red, with black interior and black top.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

He is. Cause I didn't get no pretty black lady, a Glock or a low riding Caddylac.

Caddy I'm hurt 4u but da. Black chic and glock he saved yo life

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Us white boys stick together - *I* got 'em!!

It figures

 

[Moonpie]

Found her under the Christmas tree yesterday. What do you have to trade?

 

[baboon]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6ab4cdc244ccfd40a9a62b8977702086/tumblr_mtfs5bPLoc1qzss4xo5_1280.jpg

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

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Found her under the Christmas tree yesterday. What do you have to trade?

My kind of woman

 

[Axxe55]

Caddy I'm hurt 4u but da. Black chic and glock he saved yo life

I would still like to have the Caddylac!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I would still like to have the Caddylac!

Shit brother so would i the brown just like my mom and dad had the eldog was my aunt and itook that one to the rotc ball an prom

hey

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

This one I took to my first rotc ball

 

[popsgarland]

Me too. I would love a 1959 fire engine red, rag top Caddy.

 

[Axxe55]

Shit brother so would i the brown just like my mom and dad had the eldog was my aunt and itook that one to the rotc ball an promView attachment 296060hey View attachment 296061

I was thinking more of a Caddy like these.

1964 Coupe De Ville convertible.

Or a 1955 Eldorado Biarritz convertible.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I was thinking more of a Caddy like these.

1964 Coupe De Ville convertible.

Or a 1955 Eldorado Biarritz convertible.

You win but I did cruise the shit outta the one's I could

 

[Axxe55]

You win but I did cruise the shit outta the one's I could

The only Cadillac I have ever owned was a 1982 Coupe De Ville in gold.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

The only Cadillac I have ever owned was a 1982 Coupe De Ville in gold.

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Love it was it with the 8-6-4

 

[Axxe55]

Love it was it with the 8-6-4

Mine had the crappy 4100 series engine. Total junk. Loved the car, but it had n power for a car that weighed as much as it did.

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

Once again santa failed to bring me a white woman tommy gun, 69 chevelle I'm starting to think santa is a myth

I suspect the next big CRT theory will be that Santa Claus is a myth perpetuated in order to make some folks (under privileged) feel bad about their parents - especially dads - who can't or won't deliver on Christmas day. The signs of this being:

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

The Chevell, with a white woman carrying a Tommy Gun was left in your driveway.

Someone must have stolen them, file a police report.
Red, with black interior and black top.

So the "follow home" bandits are targeting Santa Claus now? I guess things really are tough all over!