Well ill be damned

[kyletxria1911a1]

Once again santa failed to bring me a white woman tommy gun, 69 chevelle I'm starting to think santa is a myth

 

[Axxe55]

Once again santa failed to bring me a white woman tommy gun, 69 chevelle I'm starting to think santa is a myth

He is. Cause I didn't get no pretty black lady, a Glock or a low riding Caddylac.

 

[TexasRedneck]

Once again santa failed to bring me a white woman tommy gun, 69 chevelle I'm starting to think santa is a myth

Us white boys stick together - *I* got 'em!!

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

The Chevell, with a white woman carrying a Tommy Gun was left in your driveway.

Someone must have stolen them, file a police report.
Red, with black interior and black top.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

He is. Cause I didn't get no pretty black lady, a Glock or a low riding Caddylac.

Caddy I'm hurt 4u but da. Black chic and glock he saved yo life

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Us white boys stick together - *I* got 'em!!

It figures

 

[Moonpie]

Found her under the Christmas tree yesterday. What do you have to trade?

 

[baboon]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6ab4cdc244ccfd40a9a62b8977702086/tumblr_mtfs5bPLoc1qzss4xo5_1280.jpg

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

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Found her under the Christmas tree yesterday. What do you have to trade?

My kind of woman

 

[Axxe55]

Caddy I'm hurt 4u but da. Black chic and glock he saved yo life

I would still like to have the Caddylac!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I would still like to have the Caddylac!

Shit brother so would i the brown just like my mom and dad had the eldog was my aunt and itook that one to the rotc ball an prom

hey

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

This one I took to my first rotc ball

 

[popsgarland]

Me too. I would love a 1959 fire engine red, rag top Caddy.

 

[Axxe55]

Shit brother so would i the brown just like my mom and dad had the eldog was my aunt and itook that one to the rotc ball an prom View attachment 296060 hey View attachment 296061

I was thinking more of a Caddy like these.

1964 Coupe De Ville convertible.

Or a 1955 Eldorado Biarritz convertible.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I was thinking more of a Caddy like these.

1964 Coupe De Ville convertible.

Or a 1955 Eldorado Biarritz convertible.

You win but I did cruise the shit outta the one's I could

 

[Axxe55]

You win but I did cruise the shit outta the one's I could

The only Cadillac I have ever owned was a 1982 Coupe De Ville in gold.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

The only Cadillac I have ever owned was a 1982 Coupe De Ville in gold.

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Love it was it with the 8-6-4

 

[Axxe55]

Love it was it with the 8-6-4

Mine had the crappy 4100 series engine. Total junk. Loved the car, but it had n power for a car that weighed as much as it did.

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

Once again santa failed to bring me a white woman tommy gun, 69 chevelle I'm starting to think santa is a myth

I suspect the next big CRT theory will be that Santa Claus is a myth perpetuated in order to make some folks (under privileged) feel bad about their parents - especially dads - who can't or won't deliver on Christmas day. The signs of this being:

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

The Chevell, with a white woman carrying a Tommy Gun was left in your driveway.

Someone must have stolen them, file a police report.
Red, with black interior and black top.

So the "follow home" bandits are targeting Santa Claus now? I guess things really are tough all over!