Paper bags work much better but if you're determined to use a condom be sure to poke a couple of nose holes in so ya' don't get asphyxiated!A condom if she is really ugly.
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While waving a spatula and a dildo in a very threatening manner.Assless chaps and a thong.
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What? There's a law against flatulence in the pipe?Ah, Mills - Texas HB xx is against using 'dangerous' gas at any public meeting. Oh, it's just a sumo wrestler.
Not as long as ya' keep it in the pipe!What? There's a law against flatulence in the pipe?