What do you say to your wife when......

[DoubleDuty]

I just say yep you want to shoot it?

 

[satx78247]

What do you say to your wife when she asks: "Did you buy another gun?"

LoneStarTX,

FIRST are you FROM (and/or LIVE IN) the CITY of LONE STAR in Morris County??
(I spent most of my boyhood there & my Dad worked at Cast Iron/LSS for over 25 years.)

In the event that she asks, my answer is always, "YEP. It's a ________."

yours, satx

 

[Mohawk600]

don't ask stupid questions?????????

 

[satx78247]

LoneStarTX,

When my lady decided to "adopt" my Model 7615 police carbine & W/O asking, she said, "This one little rifle is just my size.", "You have so many that you won't even miss this one." & "I know that you have something that you've been wanting at GT. - Now is a good time to go get it."
(Got to love a woman who KNOWS that guns are ESSENTIAL PURCHASES in a "time of civil unrest". = Fwiw, she WILL shoot to kill IF Nathan Paul, the home, me and/or her is IN DANGER.)

yours, satx

 

[LoneStarTX]

My favorite:
When she asks if I bought another gun?
No, I didn't buy Another gun; I just bought the first one I looked at!

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[Aus_Schwaben]

My lady friend told me when we go together "I will not ask about your guns and stuff if you do not ask about my sewing stuff." All I could say was ok. However, she really began to wonder when she needed $1600 to upgrade the software on her Bernina - Italian made machine, sewing, embroidery, etc - and I just said go ahead.

 

[G O B]

Last gun I brought home... The wife bought for me!
Life is TOO SHORT to be in an adversarial relationship!

 

[Axxe55]

Last gun I brought home... The wife bought for me!
Life is TOO SHORT to be in an adversarial relationship!

My ex-wives were very adversarial! Both moaned and complained about my guns. Both are gone, and the guns stayed. Problem solved.

 

[BRD@66]

Wait! You guys buy guns?

 

[BillFairbanks]

I say, “Well you’ve bought about ten holsters since I bought my last gun.”


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[Sam7sf]

Stay out of my business devil woman.....lol


Protect this House I will

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[no2gates]

As many as we have, she still wants more. If we had 100k rounds of ammo, she still would want more.

 

[Glenn B]

What do you say to your wife when she asks: "Did you buy another gun?"

One of the best things in my marriage, before my wife and I split up, was that as far as I can remember, she never once questioned me buying guns or ammo. Not once! Maybe she was a keeper! Then again we are still married, just separated for now.

 

[avvidclif]

She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed. SWTSMBO

THINKS, my ass. SWMBO

But we don't question the others purchases. She recently bought an antique Singer sewing machine that cost more than the last 45 I bought.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Damn, you bought 45 singer sewing machines?

 

[bbbass]

My wife knows better than to ask.

That said, one of the benefits of her budding dementia is that she doesn't remember what I have or don't.

 

[m5215]

At the moment I have only to account to myself for anything I purchase.

 

[studenygreg]

She doesn't. She doesn't care. She has her money. I have mine. We buy what we want.

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