What round for Porch Pirate?

[Moonpie]

 

[Sam7sf]

A ski mask and caught taking the package. “I wasn’t trying to take the package”. Lol.

 

[skfullgun]

Dinda Nuffin

 

[seeker_two]

The aforementioned "BAN" isn't the brightest spoon in the drawer....he definitely hasn't grasped the concept of running away....

 

[m5215]

What round for Porch Pirate?​

One .44 Magnum
OR
Two .45 ACP
OR
Three 9mm

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

whatever will blow his lung out.

 

[deemus]

The aforementioned "BAN" isn't the brightest spoon in the drawer....he definitely hasn't grasped the concept of running away....

Pretty sure he couldn’t run.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Would that not be considered a "trap"?

 

[striker55]

Maybe more of those could keep bandit's at bay!

 

[skfullgun]

Would that not be considered a "trap"?

I had the same thought.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I had the same thought.

I mean, a glitter bomb is one thing, but this supposedly hurt him badly enough that he couldn't run away.

 

[skfullgun]

I really could not tell what kind of device was used on the porch, but it looks like he must have been hit by a piece of shrapnel.

 

[Hoji]

I mean, a glitter bomb is one thing, but this supposedly hurt him badly enough that he couldn't run away.

My giveafuck meter is oddly pegged at zero

 

[Fishkiller]

I have deep feelings of sorrow for a person to be treated so poorly. Not at all.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

My giveafuck meter is oddly pegged at zero

Mine is too.

I'm asking about legal ramifications.

 

[G O B]

Smart enough to make sure that ONLY the BG was on camera. Whatever happened on the porch, we only see one side. Clever, no way to smarm the homeowner.

 

[Hoji]

Mine is too.

I'm asking about legal ramifications.

At this point, I think even a California jury would acquit on a porch pirate case

 

[justmax]

The homeowner might get arrested for using the dreaded and so damaging "N word"

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

He has the right to use it!

Guess why?

 

[V-Tach]

I heard last week it was all staged...........